Annoying teddy bear That Sings
Non-Stop For Up to 2 Hours

This amazing diabolical teddy bear sings Happy Birthday to help someone celebrate their big day, except once started the song does not stop and cannot be turned off (pressing the button again does nothing and the batteries/electronics are sewn inside and not accessible). The once cute, high-pitch Happy Birthday song quickly becomes increasingly annoying as minutes and then hours go by!

There are two ways to gift this annoying teddy bear:
1) Have it shipped to you and you deliver it to the target (recipient).
2) Ship directly to your target. The target will not know who sent the bear, we do not give that info away for fear of retaliation against you, and of course they will not find out it's an "AnnoyingTeddy" until they press the button!

There are thoughtful birthday gifts and then there are birthday gifts born out of the bubbling cauldron of hell. The AnnoyingTeddy falls into the hellish category.


$24.99 USD

How Does It Work?

It's simple. Your AnnoyingTeddy will come ready to go out of the box. Once the button is pressed the AnnoyingTeddy will start to sing a classic, yet very annoying version of Happy Birthday and will not stop. Once the batteries run out (typically around 2 hours) the annoyingness is then over forever and you are then left with a cute, cuddly, and quiet teddy bear.

Is This For Real?

Yes, the teddy bear is real and it's very annoying! We spent more than two years crafting the perfect annoying teddy bear that would piss off someone you dislike or like. We hand selected the finest materials from around the world to provide the highest quality teddy bears. We found the most respected seamstress to carefully craft our teddy bears. We performed a quality control test with over two dozen people to help us reach the perfect annoyance level.


Original Kickstarter Campaign Video

This is what kicked it all off!

You Want Proof?

Here's a video of the AnnoyingTeddy lasting for over 3 hours!

Risks and challenges

The only risk is you thinking way too long on if you should make a purchase.
Don't miss out on the gift that your friends and family will talk about forever.