This amazing diabolical teddy bear sings Happy Birthday to help someone celebrate their big day, except once started the song does not stop and cannot be turned off by conventional methods (pressing the button again does nothing and the batteries/electronics are sewn inside and not accessible). The once cute, high-pitch Happy Birthday song quickly becomes increasingly annoying as minutes and then hours go by!
There are two ways to gift this annoying teddy bear:
1) Have it shipped to you and you deliver it to the target (recipient).
2) Ship directly to your target. The target will not know who sent the bear unless you leave that info in a gift message and of course they will not find out it's an "AnnoyingTeddy" until they press the button!
There are thoughtful birthday gifts and then there are birthday gifts born out of the bubbling cauldron of hell. The AnnoyingTeddy falls into the hellish category.
It's simple. Your AnnoyingTeddy will come ready to go out of the box. Once the button is pressed the AnnoyingTeddy will not stop playing a classic, yet very annoying version of Happy Birthday. The only way to stop Teddy is to inflict harm to him (i.e. a good punch to the gut or hard slam to the floor will sometimes do the trick). Most targets will not figure this out for a long time, if at all. If they do, pressing the button again will resume play for tons more fun! Once the batteries run out (typically 2-3 hours) the annoyingness is then over forever and you are left only with a cute, cuddly teddy bear.
Yes, the teddy bear is real and it's very annoying! We spent more than two years crafting the perfect annoying teddy bear that would piss off someone you dislike or like. We hand selected the finest materials from around the world to provide the highest quality teddy bears. We found the most respected seamstress to carefully craft our teddy bears. We performed a quality control test with over two dozen people to help us reach the perfect annoyance level.
This is what kicked it all off!
Here's a video of the AnnoyingTeddy lasting for over 3 hours!
The only risk is you thinking way too long on if you should make a purchase.
Don't miss out on the gift that your friends and family will talk about forever.
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